CROMULON – Schwifty [Modern Funk]

Durshlag, 2021-05-23

 CROMULON - Schwifty

CROMULON – Schwifty

Are you bogged down by the malaise of “Human Music”?
Do you feel like you are living inside of a sadistic, poorly-programed simulation?
Well, look no further than “Cromulon” – a virile amalgamation of retro soul and robot sex noises, known to tickle even the most fickle of genitals
What is Cromulon you ask?
Ever wondered what it would sound like if Herbie Hancock made coitus to a bionic dinosaur?
Or what if Chick Corea and Miles Davis had a love child, and driven by paternal angst, synthesizers became his only coping mechanism?
Maybe the entire mothership was sucked into a quasar, and spaghettification reduced George Clinton into his fundamental quarks and gluons?
Cromulon has arrived, and if you let him in, he may just collapse the wave function of your soul. Dance, drool, or generally feel bamboozled…. pick one, or all…

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